Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • Opublikowany 11 dni temu

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Trwanie: 6:25

    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
    www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
    www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

10 dni temu
Random Coast Person
Random Coast Person

You Suck At Cooking MmMMmmejemMjnnmuEuhmniudemmheu ehdySrged DuhdrhgRdy delicious

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PowAndWow
PowAndWow

You Suck At Cooking *2/4* wot 1/2?

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

As you sow, so shall you reap

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

Sarah Dec

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

You Suck At Cooking

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Leo Chiaet
Leo Chiaet

The Rolling Scones

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Grayson Beckett
Grayson Beckett

That thumbnail looked bomb

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Y&S FOOD!
Y&S FOOD!

Brilliant video footage! Sitting here at Y&S FOOD! we really like to check out these types of contents. We produce Travel & Food video too, around the world, and therefore we are constantly aiming for inspirations and also approaches. Thank You.

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Red Gmytrasiewicz
Red Gmytrasiewicz

Better than Tasty.

12 godzin temu
Danny Hodge
Danny Hodge

The song at the end really buttered my parsnips

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David Ezekiel
David Ezekiel

If you think I'm not good at cooking, then come and cook for me girl.

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Santino Thaddeus Cruz
Santino Thaddeus Cruz

Tf were. ya at?

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TheTorontoTickler
TheTorontoTickler

There's a fucking chunk bitten out of my screen now. Thanks.

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Gelli The anime girl
Gelli The anime girl

At the “you suck at cooking you totally suck”part I like how you balance I don’t give an f*** and the beautiful things voice

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Jenny Benson
Jenny Benson

Please make a Kombucha episode.

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hotdog man
hotdog man

Good job on hiting 100mil views

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AsianDumbass
AsianDumbass

Jeez guys are you all idiots? You pronounce it scones not scones.

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blueringoctopuss
blueringoctopuss

This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. I’m not positive but , you seem like maybe you’re an asshole. Im going to have to subscribe, and watch more to be sure. If you’re not careful someone might scone you to death.

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Shan Koyas
Shan Koyas

how is no one commenting on how funny this is lol. Like fuck the actual cooking, he makes cooking videos funny.

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Jesse Armes
Jesse Armes

I always re watch this video

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Trevor Tammen
Trevor Tammen

Merican scone

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Automatic Diaphragm
Automatic Diaphragm

The best episode since the french fry rap

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Cormatron McPhee
Cormatron McPhee

Hey, pimblocto is alive

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Partumiter
Partumiter

If William Osman had a cooking channel

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Wade Lee
Wade Lee

180720

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Waez z.
Waez z.

Lamb tutorial pls pleb

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Matt Austin
Matt Austin

It’s scone what fuck pronounces it scone

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Bonnor Thecat
Bonnor Thecat

Scone rhymes with gone

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Paper Biscuits
Paper Biscuits

At first I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of puppies sleeping on top of eachother

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That guy
That guy

What happened to the onion?

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Grayson Schick
Grayson Schick

Has he ever said oven I’ve only heard him say onion or undoe

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Henry Scott
Henry Scott

...Who's WNC?

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Lili Vernon
Lili Vernon

why was this like 20th on trending?

3 dni temu
Jake Bushey
Jake Bushey

Please for the love of God, do not ever stop!!! I laugh until I cry every time. Carmel apples are my favorite ever, and even got my wife to laugh. Seen every episode! Wangjangle on my friend. I'm on my way to throw out my oven and put in my new undoe, starting at one hundoe.

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

<3 may you swiftly get to 4 hundo friend.

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Sunny Yu
Sunny Yu

You want chunks of butter because it makes the bread crispy. That's why some recipe call for us to knife the butter in

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Joe Nimens
Joe Nimens

Some of your best work ! Keep on wang-gangl-in !

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Unused Tuber
Unused Tuber

I’m Scottish ;—; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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MidnightCanvas
MidnightCanvas

Lasagne please?

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Brighid Elizabeth
Brighid Elizabeth

Does anyone else think he sounds like Ryan from the office

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Real Human
Real Human

Kinda. The tone is similar but his voice is deeper than Ryan's.

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David Porowski
David Porowski

Like & Subscribe Truly appreciate your lead-in & exit humor regarding scones// LOL / too little salt & sugar (dark brown sugar). disguised as potatoes into Ireland?Really?

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this one
this one

wow an upload

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Josh Cornell
Josh Cornell

Maybe I do suck at *cooking*

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eladisimo
eladisimo

17 shekels is about ratio 😃

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Nickolas Zuliy
Nickolas Zuliy

making a croisscone and mixing up english and french baked goods is a criminal offence in the UK.

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PowAndWow
PowAndWow

HILARIOUS

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William Robertson
William Robertson

Been here since episode. 3! Still haven't subscribes. I miss pinblockto btw...

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William Robertson
William Robertson

Disliked, instructions unclear. Added too much pepper pepper pepper.

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Addie Lynne
Addie Lynne

but i care

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Me Myself
Me Myself

I think he's actually getting good at cooking

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endgame Executor
endgame Executor

Still waiting on that album to drop, my dude.

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Won't be long now. 2 years tops.

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Jeffrey Reichel
Jeffrey Reichel

Exfoliate that damn lemon!

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Family of Geniuses
Family of Geniuses

that large knife handle is baller

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TheBSpike
TheBSpike

I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!

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Claudia Melo
Claudia Melo

Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I can’t think of a name
I can’t think of a name

I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it I'm being sarcastic

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Miss Abby
Miss Abby

I wish my culinary teachers were like you

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Patrick Knowlton
Patrick Knowlton

I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.

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Real Girl
Real Girl

Collab with Alex Ernst

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Lil Stan
Lil Stan

Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi

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RL da Vinci8
RL da Vinci8

Dude ur hilarious!

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ArualBlack
ArualBlack

All my love to this guy and his vids 😊

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comes around
comes around

You weren't good enough hahaha

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Gilang Irawan
Gilang Irawan

i think u are MaximilianMus

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Bitchy fish
Bitchy fish

I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.

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BryceBox
BryceBox

Why didn't I find this channel sooner?

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My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen
My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen

yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.

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LaurenJean
LaurenJean

This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”

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Jcc8t7
Jcc8t7

Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole

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John Jewell
John Jewell

In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries... You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

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John Jewell
John Jewell

LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.

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CrimsonCutlass
CrimsonCutlass

Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?

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Klaire Bare
Klaire Bare

❤️

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Letticia Delgado
Letticia Delgado

Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking

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Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja

Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩

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supernova gamer
supernova gamer

I'M HERE

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0 1
0 1

I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto

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Joey BoXoRoX
Joey BoXoRoX

*You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎

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fortnite youtuber
fortnite youtuber

Hey you suck at cooking

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Aaron Chen
Aaron Chen

Face reveal

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Bad Kids Only
Bad Kids Only

My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.

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Nadiya HNF
Nadiya HNF

Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe

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Cristina Sepe
Cristina Sepe

First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!

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Rojo Limar
Rojo Limar

"Croiscone" killed me

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Flaming_Gauntlet
Flaming_Gauntlet

Is it gif or jif

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Metaforically Speaking
Metaforically Speaking

Used to be so funny once!

5 dni temu
Manda Oberg
Manda Oberg

He said add "cream?" Whats that?

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SAVU
SAVU

I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

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Chloe
Chloe

Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

5 dni temu
Chloe
Chloe

You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

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Dr Derp
Dr Derp

Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.

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TotallyMature
TotallyMature

The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_ It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

5 dni temu
TotallyMature
TotallyMature

exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

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neslef3
neslef3

i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!

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Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

How do you make such amazing music?

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Michael Pepin
Michael Pepin

Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro

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Ada Veda
Ada Veda

Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?

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36662 K
36662 K

Why is batsman making pies now ?

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Kylee Conrad
Kylee Conrad

"Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.

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Lifiea Chancelot
Lifiea Chancelot

actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC

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Vincent Graves
Vincent Graves

Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense

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Mary Griffiths
Mary Griffiths

I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.

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Shade Cønøver
Shade Cønøver

A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.

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MS. Lillie
MS. Lillie

F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow

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Shakera Thomas
Shakera Thomas

Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber

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Ducky
Ducky

Looks yummy

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Mai Howell
Mai Howell

Subscribed.

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Allen Norton
Allen Norton

who gives a fuck

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